The Table

The real Premier League table — every club can carry two owners, and both bank everything it earns. “Worth” = the finish bonus each owner would take if the season ended today (shown once when both owners take the same). +20 (10×2) means that owner grabbed the club with a round-4-or-5 flier.

#	Club	Owner	P	W	D	L	GD	Pts	Worth
1	Man City5-0-0 · GD +8	Alex Barnes	5	5	0	0	+8	15	+20
2	Arsenal4-0-1 · GD +4	Sharm Tommy	5	4	0	1	+4	12	+10
3	Brighton3-1-1 · GD +11	Barnes Sharm	5	3	1	1	+11	10	+10
4	Brentford2-3-0 · GD +6	Barnes Kirk	5	2	3	0	+6	9	+10
5	Leeds2-3-0 · GD +4	Bruce Sharm	5	2	3	0	+4	9	+5+10 (5×2)
6	Liverpool2-3-0 · GD +3	Anthony Kirk	5	2	3	0	+3	9	+5
7	Everton2-3-0 · GD +3	Anthony Alex	5	2	3	0	+3	9	+5+10 (5×2)
8	Hull2-2-1 · GD +2	John Kirk	5	2	2	1	+2	8	—
9	Newcastle2-2-1 · GD 0	Bruce Alex	5	2	2	1	0	8	—
10	Chelsea2-1-2 · GD -2	Kirk John	5	2	1	2	-2	7	—
11	Ipswich2-0-3 · GD -4	Bruce Anthony	5	2	0	3	-4	6	—
12	Man Utd1-2-2 · GD 0	Bruce John	5	1	2	2	0	5	—
13	Forest1-2-2 · GD -1	Kirk Anthony	5	1	2	2	-1	5	—
14	Sunderland1-1-3 · GD -4	Sharm Tommy	5	1	1	3	-4	4	—
15	Palace1-1-3 · GD -5	Bruce Barnes	5	1	1	3	-5	4	—
16	Villa1-1-3 · GD -5	Tommy Alex	5	1	1	3	-5	4	—
17	Bournemouth0-3-2 · GD -2	Sharm Tommy	5	0	3	2	-2	3	—
18	Coventry1-0-4 · GD -9relegation	John Barnes	5	1	0	4	-9	3	-8
19	Fulham0-2-3 · GD -3relegation	Tommy Alex	5	0	2	3	-3	2	-8
20	Spurs0-2-3 · GD -6relegation	Anthony John	5	0	2	3	-6	2	-8

Undrafted clubs still appear; they score for nobody. Bottom three shaded show the relegation places. Finish bonuses pay out at the final whistle in May.